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Friday, February 17, 2017

I died

This is an totally true story that actually happened to me. Some of the names have been changed to protect the privacy of certain people whom know what they are. The accuracy of this tale can't not be questioned. Okay, you guys? Gosh.

[read moar after the jump break, wolf is gonna find a bridge]

One night, like five minutes ago, I was super bored and didn't know what to do. After eating all the food and smoking a barrel of weed, a wolf went on to find some totally killer animated entertainment for the satisfying of brain cravings. At first, I thought things were all good and cool, but then -- GASP -- I realized that there weren't any new cartoons that I cared about at all. Suddenly, my entire wolfie body went chilled and tensed in terror. A feel overtook the wolf. Boredom was closing in to the kill. I had to act fast. My keen wolf senses noticed the advanced search feature and clicked it hastily. In a flurry of fright like never been seen, wolf mashed in some search criteria before THE BOREDOM could strike. Content had been found and existence maintained.

The results:
whooooo! pooplr

Over 90 minutes of horrifically terrible atrocities.
Where the Dead Go to Die [2012]
   Genres: Crime, Drama, Fantasy, Horror

A troubled group of children living on the same block are haunted by a talking dog named Labby who brings them on surreal hell-rides between different dimensions and time periods.

[Wolfscreen brand FILM RATING: 10/10 epic lulz]
not really... this movie is BAAAD. lolool :3

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