A wild prizemachine freebie wolf wanted to do a nice post for you, the valued reader, if you even exist at all. I see you out there, bot spiders. Quit harvesting my soul and selling it to the machine!
Unfortunately, the prize wolf couldn't hunt down much in way of horror related giveaways today. Maybe future wolf will try harder and dig deeper to deliver more than shit. In the meantime, there is this jerkoff session. Advanced apologies.